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This is my first post here. For those not in the know, I'm Jonathan and my face looks like Mars up close. A classmate said the first thing I did here would be to put someone down...well, he's right. I would like to say that his genes are identical to a protozoa's.

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Kel said…
If you're refering to me, I suggest kicking yourself repeatedly until you're sane.
9:42 pm
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