A Psalm of Overworkedness
My bag hath my schedule; I shall not be in tardiness. It maketh me to lie down in my nice warm bed: it leadeth me to procrastinate. It destroyeth my determination: it leadeth me in the paths of deep snoring for my beauty sleep's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of tardiness, I will fear no deadlines: for it is near me; my timetable and my clock they comfort me. It preparest a calendar before me in the presence of mine in-box: it places responsibilities on my head; my plate runneth over. Surely tiredness and headaches shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in mounds of paperwork forever. If you want to see the actual, non-parodied psalm, go to BibleGateway.com and look up Psalm 23 in the King James Version--but you'll probably only want to do that for context. At the moment, a couple days in bed is terribly appealing, and I'd seriously consider it if it weren't for the fact that I have school and myriad other things to be done, spanning a wi...